 Wysłany: Sob 11:04, 19 Maj 2007 Temat postu: Dialogi Cartmana |
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Jak zauważyliście jestem fanem south parka  , tego ukryć się nie da, a więc zaserwuję wam kilka fajnych dialogów z różnych odcinków:
Mr. Garrison: Who was in charge of the feminist movement of the early '60's? Cartman: A bunch of fat old skanks on their periods. Mr. Garrison: Right. But who was the fattest, oldest skank on her period? *********************** Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor? Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls? Mr. Garrison: What did you just say?! Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry (Clears throat and pulls out megaphone), actually what I said was, "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?" ************************ Mr. Garrison: Does anyone know what sexual harassment means? Cartman: When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind. ************************* Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie! ********************************** Cartman: If some girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be like, 'Hey. Why don't you stop ... dressing me like a mailman ... uh, and making me dance for you ... while you go and ... smoke crack in your bedroom ... and have sex with ... some guy ... I don't even know. On my dad's bed. Stan: Cartman, what the hell are you talking about? Cartman: I'm just saying you're just a little wuss, that's all. ******************* Cartman: Shut up - you fucking jew!! Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the 'f word?' Cartman: Jew?? Jeżeli moje poczucie humoru kogoś obraża to z góry przepraszam. Pozdrowienia dla Bonku |
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